Tag Archives: Kansas

At Least It Won’t Be A Life Sentence

To get away from my wife, and you?

To get away from my wife, and you?

A Kansas dude decided that he would prefer to be in jail than be with his wife, so he robbed a bank. Job done. The disgruntled hubby, who had a fight with the missus, walked into a bank with a note stating it was a hold up. They handed him $3000 and he promptly went and sat down. He waited for security to take him into custody. No word on the wife, but I’m guessing she will be even more pissed.

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Lottery Winners Epic Fail

Lottery winners accidentally blow up houseIf you happen to win $75,000 in a lottery, what is the first thing you are going to do? Well, if you are two brothers from Wichita, you buy yourself some weed and meth and accidentally blow your friggin house up. Seems you gotta be real careful with large cans of butane lighter fluid when using a bong. All together now ….kaboom! One brother was taken to hospital (still wearing a lottery T-shirt) while the other toddled off to jail. Is that you Darwin, laughing in the background?

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What Are The Chances Again?

After Bill Isles from Kansas bought his three tickets for the $656 million lottery, he muttered to his mate “I’ve got a better chance of getting struck by lightning”…. and he was right. Mr Isles was struck a few hours later whilst standing in his back yard in Wichita. Sheez, should have kept you mouth shut. Don’t worry Loons, Mr Isles is OK,  he said “It kind of scrambled my brain and gave me an irregular heartbeat.”

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US Storms

Prays and thoughts to everyone in the Midwest and the South who are caught up in the terrible storms and tornadoes. It has been reported the Indiana town of Marysville has been totally wiped off the map. Stay safe US loons.

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Kidnapper Sues Hostages

Heed this warning, people who get taken as hostages, never, ever make a verbal deal with a murder suspect  even if he offers you lots and lots of money. In 2009 Jared and Lindsay Rowley were lalala-ing in their Kansas home when Jesse Dennis Dimmick burst in  with a knife and begged them to hide him for an unspecific amount of money. Not having much choice they agreed,but the second Dimmick dozed off, they bolted. Fast forward 3 years and the Rowley’s are being sued by Dimmick for $235,000 because they broke their verbal agreement to hide him. Seems he got shot by the SWAT team after the Rowley’s fled and he wants them to foot the medical bills. The Rowleys meanwhile want $75,000 for the emotional stress caused by the fool.

Psst I think this is a case for Judge Judy!!!

2nd Psst Thanks to Susi Spice for the heads up.

Want sauce with that?

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Dead Body On Roof

OK, here’s the thing minivan driver in Kansas, when you hit a man with your vehicle it’s courtesy to stop, NOT continue driving with the dead man on your roof. I’m just saying!  It is alleged Mohamed Sarrafizadeh hit the lawn mowing contractor as he was using a weed wacker along a street. The impact sent the victim flying onto the windshield and then up onto roof which had a luggage rack on top. Horrified motorists contacted police when they saw the body.  Sarrafizadeh was charged with leaving the scene of an accident.

Psst It’s now been confirmed the man driving the van was a doctor!

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Blind Freddy

Might want to rethink picking on blind people in Kansas, they are now allowed to carry concealed guns. Hmm, don’t believe me? Well, go take a gander at Sekan’s blog, Kansas Mediocrity and see for yourself (sorry for the pun!).

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