Tag Archives: Karaoke

Karaoke Is Deadly

and now the end is near I face the ......

Oh my, William Oller Sr (70) told his son ‘I’m going to shut you up’ before grabbing  a gun and shooting him 4 times. Reason? His son wouldn’t stop karaoke singing on his karaoke machine. Oller Jr (50) was shot in the shoulder, head, arm and chest, while Oller Sr managed a bullet to the leg. No word on what Oller Jr was singing.

Psst Oller Jr will live to sing another day.

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How Bad Was It?

You would really have to question how bad a 79 year man was singing at a karaoke bar in New York for a 42 year old man to punch him through a plate glass window, wouldn’t you? Hmm, either way, that’s up to 7 years in prison right there!

Psst I bet it was  Celine’s A Heart Will Go On!!!!!

Want sauce with that?

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Any Requests?

and I did it my way......

You know what I hate? When you are trying to get some sleep at a hotel and some fool sets up a “amped up karaoke machine” and begins singing at 7.32am up and down the corridor. I really friggin hate that! By the time the Topek police arrived the idiot had left, just leaving peeved hotel guests in his wake. Nope, no word on what he was singing or to whom!

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My Way Killings

and now the end is near....

Word of advice for anyone contemplating going to a karaoke bar in Philippines, avoid singing “My Way”. Evidently the song is a Karaoke killer with over six murders linked to the song. Urban myths about the curse of  the popular Frank Sinatra song have lead many bars to remove the song from their play list.  Call it coincidence or call it just a friggin violence society but the fact people who sing My Way have a higher chance of being murdered exiting a karaoke bar can’t be ignored. Many blame the arrogance of the words and the obnoxious way some people sing it as the main reason for it  inciting  violence. Others put it down to it be being so well known that the audience are  more highly critical  of it’s execution than any other song. So in summary the easiest way  to become a “My Way” karaoke murder victim is to sing it out of tune, hog the microphone, sing it after someone else, over react to people roaring with laughter or attempting to channel Sinatra during the performance.

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