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Royal Wedding Review

Yes, the loon watched the Royal Wedding. For some reason I was captivated by Will’s bald spot, no matter how hard I tried I kept staring.  Also fascinating was Elton John’s inability to know the words to any of the hymns sang. Fergie’s kids had rather hideous hats. Chelsea got a bummer seat, plonked next to someone she air-kissed. Harry looked bored. Beckham wore his OBE medal on the wrong side. Hmm, I swear Kate choked over the word “poorer” during the “richer for poorer” spiel . Oooh and that ring looked like it wasn’t gonna fit. You twist not push Will!!!! Mommy Middleton looked like the cat who swallowed the canary while hubby just sweated profusely! Everyone got a royal welcome except for Charles and Camilla (not crowd pleasers). Poor darl must be still spitting chips she was married at a registry office!

Psst Rumors are that Kate will place her wedding bouquet on Princess Diana’s grave.


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Cheap Wine At Royal Wedding

I’m glad my Royal Wedding invitation got lost in the mail. Sheez, £8.50 wine? I don’t think so. Hmm, already Kate’s adding her commoner’s touch!

Want a Berocca with that?


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Invites In The Mail

I got RSI just writing the list!

Well, it’s finally done. Invites to the Royal Wedding have been posted. Check your mail boxes Monday loons. Seems Will and Kate have limited the number to 2,000, comprising family , friends an close acquaintances.The other 3,000 are being chosen by the office of the Lord Chamberlain (one of the chief officers of the royal household) which will include lawmakers, public figures and foreign dignitaries. A source says “William and Kate have agonised over who to invite,”. Give me a break, twofrigginthousand?  I hope they didn’t leave that poor hunger striking Mexican girl off the list, that would be a sad.

Psst Prince Charles and Princess Diana invited 3,500 to theirs.


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