Ralph Conone (68) is no ordinary grandfather, for kicks he liked nothing better than to go to Walmart, put his car keys between his fingers and whack kids in the back of the head when their parents aren’t watching. Mr Conone said he had been doing it since January because he liked the buzz he got from getting away with it. Unfortunately his fun came to a grinding halt after one little snowflake dobbed him in to his mom. She chased him into the car park and led him back to security for a please friggin explain. When police reviewed the surveillance video they discovered he hadn’t just assaulted one boy but two other kiddies who hadn’t come forward. He is now being held with a $150,000 bond. If he manages to post the bond he has been told to stay the hell away from Walmart.