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Granny Kicks Pumpkin Head in The Balls

Noooooooooo!!!!!

If you waltz into 88 year old Kathryn Byassee’s Kentucky home without so much as a hello, expect a kick in the balls. When Ms Byassee walked into her kitchen at 5 am she was confronted by an intruder wearing a pumpkin mask. As he wrestled her into the bedroom and tried to smother her with a pillow she gave him one almighty kick in the crotch. That’s a monster mash right there! Police are now looking for a seriously embarrassed pumpkin with a limp.

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Winehouse’s Night At The Theatre

My bad?

Nothing like Amy Winehouse to ruin a night at the theatre. The girl who doesn’t want to go to rehab is alleged to have kicked a theatre manager in the balls after she heckled the Cinderella pantomime performers at Milton Keynes theatre in Buckinghamshire. Hmm, as the little kiddies and their parents were encouraged to interact with the actors, Amy kept yelling such one liners as  “He’s fucking behind you” and “Fuck Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me.” OOh and don’t think the ugly stepsisters had any comebacks, Winehouse called them “bitches”. All this, while some of the children in the audience burst into tears. Enter Richard Pound the front of house manger who tried to usher the volatile singer into a box, he got a punch, hair pull and a kick between the legs for his troubles. Police were eventually called.See , now I would have paid good money to see that!

Psst Evidently the person to blame for inviting the train wreck was Anthony Kavanagh (Prince Charming) who was hoping to impress the cast. Hmm, mission accomplished.

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