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Boxing Legend Corrie Sanders Murdered

The world is mourning the death of South African boxing legend Corrie Sanders (46) who was gunned down while celebrating his nephew’s 21st birthday party at a Pretoria restaurant. The ex heavy weight boxer who won 46 of his 50 bouts was unfortunately the victim of a botched robbery. Witnesses say he was the only one shot when men carrying pistols burst into a restaurant and demanded money and valuables from the customers.
Sports stars have not only expressed words of sympathy over the senseless killing but many have used this opportunity to highlight South Africa’s increasing crime rate.

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Lawyer Blows Himself Up

Hey guys, check out what I got!!!

OK, one more time amateur weapon collectors. When opening a postal package containing hand grenades, proceed with extreme caution, just in case one of them  is live and  goes kaboom!!!! France is now minus one business lawyer after he was blown to smithereens while inspecting his box of goodies in his Paris office. Who the hell sends a live grenade through the mail…oh never mind it’s France!!!!

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Where’s My chips?

Where's my Ruffles?

Egads, a prisoner at a Toronto jail killed another inmate by stomping on his head because he stole and ate half his bag of Ruffles potato chips . He then later told other inmates “Nobody punks me off for a bag of chips.”

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FARC

Colombian troops killed 33 FARC rebels. FARC!!!

Want sauce with that?

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Dog Poop Dispute Turns Deadly

OK, one more time people, you do not shoot your neighbor dead after he complains about your dogs shitting all over the neighborhood. I’m just saying.

Want sauce with that?

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Landlord Kills Tenants

Work with me here Arthur “Arturo” Anaya, if you kill your two tenants because they didn’t pay the rent, how are you ever going to get it? Didn’t think it through, huh? Mr Anaya is accused of shooting dead Theresa Vigil and her daughter’s boyfriend following an argument over rent. Ms Virgil and her family  were living in a mobile home on Anaya’s  property when he stormed over and shot them in the head with a handgun. Sad.

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Christmas Can Sometimes Bring Out The Worst

Saddest Christmas story you will hear all day. A woman from South Carolina has been arrested after it was alleged she killed her friend in Florida and then hid the body under a pile of Christmas presents.Petty White’s crime unraveled when she began using the victim’s ATM cards as she traveled back to South Carolina and she was filmed on surrveillance cameras . Police believe Ms White was intending to rob her friend but at some stage it got ugly. Ho friggin ho!!!

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About That Pet Hippo

Marius Els who posted a vid on  Youtube about how much he loved his pet hippo Humphrey has been found dead in a river. Yep, seems Humphrey wasn’t so loveable after all! Despite warnings about the dangers of  hippos, Els continued to frolic with him in the water. Unfortunately the frolicking got a tad rough and Humphrey dragged Els underwater and killed him.

 

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Marco Simoncelli Dies In MotoGP Race

Not a good week for motorsport. Sad to announce the death of MotoGP rider Marco Simoncelli who was killed during a race in Malaysia. Just four minutes into the race Simoncelli lost control of his Honda and was hit by two other riders, losing his helmet in the process. Simoncelli never regained consciousness and died in hospital from head, chest and neck injuries. He was only 24.

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Gaddafi Dead

Breaking news ……  Unconfirmed reports coming out of  Libya is  ex leader Muammar Gaddafi has been captured, wounded killed near his hometown of Sirte. No word on whether his harem was with him but Abu Bakr Younus Jabr (head of armed forces) was, for a short time anyways. Hmm, that was until NATO warplanes blew him to kingdom come. Initial reports stated Gaddafi had been wounded in both legs but it has now been revised to DEAD.

Sheez, photos already!!!

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