Shhh, we still have to be hush, hush, because you know Kim Jong Il has tendencies to change his mind but it looks like the two jailed American journalists are the luckiest women in Pyongyang ! Bill Clinton’s the man. He went on a little mission to visit Il and play nice (despite all the nasty things he had said about Hillary’s orange pant suit) in the hope that they would release Laura Ling and Euna Lee from the bowels of the North Korean prison. So far so good Bill, Il has announced, thanks to North Korea’s “humanitarian and peace-loving policy,” their immediate release. As for Bill, he now has to explain to Hillary what he was doing with a box of North Korean cigars!
Psst Isn’t it Hills job to do the negotiating? Lazy bitch!
UPDATE The two American journalists have left North Korea and are heading home. Now Bill, behave!