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Mourn or Die

No one puts Kim Jong Il in the corner!!! One of North Korea’s senior military men was executed in spectacular form for drinking during the 100 day mourning of Dear Leader. Kim Chol was forced to stand on a designated spot before being blown to kingdom come by a mortar round.  Seems Kim Jung Un has been systematically killing removing senior officials of their duties in a clean up operation.

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He Lives On!!!

Hey Loons, guess what Bearman is going to buy me for my birthday?  You’re da man!!!

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Party Rocking With Kim Jong Il

Dear Leader maybe have left the building but the house is still rocking …

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North Koreans Cry A Taedong River

Despite millions and millions of North Koreans starving under Kim Jong Il’s dictatorship they could still spare a wail or two for the despot. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is holding its collective breath hoping that Kimmy’s son Kim Jong Un isn’t planning to big note himself by letting one of his nukes rip.

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Kim Jong Il Dead From Fatigue on a Train

Bye

OMG, North Korea’s Dear Leader is dead from fatigue . How tragic. Now his dream of lassoing the moon and doing a duet with Justin Bieber are gone. Gee, I hope Kim Jong Un is going to be as much fun as daddy? Hmm, just might skip the old RIP.

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Destination North Korea

OMG loons, guess what? North Korea is now accepting tourists. OK, there is a catch….no photos, no cellphones, no talking to locals, no wandering down the streets and, god forbid, never ever send an email. Hmm, but other than that, you are free to stroll around your hotel room and watch government run propaganda on the telly. Seems with all these nasty sanctions put in place by the UN and US are taking a toll on Kim Jong Il’s wallet. He needs the tourist bucks to keep up the lifestyle he is accustom to. A small area near the east coast that North Korea stole from South Korea, after a tourist was shot in 2008, will be the testing ground for the first load of tourists. Currently North Korea only wants Chinese tourists, which is understandable. If they step out of line and get thrown in jail the UN and the US won’t give a shit. Always thinking!!!!

The Loon is packed and ready to rip!!!

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A Dog Is Il’s Best Friend

How much does Kim Jong Il spend on dog food each year? Hows about $191,400. I bet the 6 million starving North Koreans are absolutely thrilled.

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