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Like A Lamb To The Slaughter

There goes the sausage sizzles!

Good try PETA but Solid Rock Church ain’t buying it. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have offered to rebuild the 62 ft Jesus which was struck by lightning and burned to a crisp a few weeks back. Only one catch. PETA want the new statue to include a lamb. Yes, they want Jesus cradling a lamb with the message “Blessed Are the Merciful. Go Vegan.” inscribed on it. Go sell silly somewhere else… the Rev. Darlene Bishop said “We’re not interested. We raise cattle.”


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Burning Jesus 911 Calls

Ok, a little follow up to my story about the King of Kings statue getting struck by lightening. We now have the 911 calls. The dispatcher laughs when told Jesus’s arm is on fire. Hmm, might be going to hell for that one!


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Jesus Statue Struck By Lightning

Oh for the love of god, the 19m Jesus Statue in Ohio has been hit by lightning and burned to the ground. Sheez Ohio, don’t tell friggin Pat Robinson! The King of Kings statue was erected in 2004 at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 and was nicknamed the Touchdown Jesus because it’s arm were raised like a football referee.




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