There is a new twist in the alien abduction of Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, the governor of the Russian republic of Kalmykia and a former president of the World Chess Federation. After his admission on Russian telly last week about being beamed up to a space ship in 1997, a Russian parliamentarian wants him questioned by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev. Hmm, he’s worried the governor may have given the aliens “secret info”. Geez, that’s presumptuous. Dude, they are beaming people up in spaceships, they don’t want your 90’s technology, especially on submarines or Lada Rivas!
Psst Ilyumzhinov claims he has three witnesses to the abduction ” my driver, my assistant and my minister”. In other words the butcher, the baker, the cabinet maker!