When a New Zealand customer decided to knick a tip jar after purchasing a meal at a local fast food joint he scored a grand total of $6.77. Unfortunately in his haste he left his $9.92 meal behind. Loser.
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A Kiwi man walked into a petrol station with a rod protruding from his head. The owner’s first thought was it was a prank but unfortunately it wasn’t. The guy told police he was sitting in his parked car when kapow, he was struck in the head with the rod. One of the witnesses who saw him walk in asked him ‘Is that a drum stick in your head? To which he replied, ‘Nah, it’s a rod.’
Silly billy Kiwis. The end is priceless….
A Kiwi commercial with kids talking about their dad’s drug driving habits has been banned. It’s friggin hilarious …
Oh for crying out loud you Kiwis, what’s this I hear about you serving horse semen shots at a food festival? OK, if there is someone to blame for this gastronomical nightMARE you can point your finger at Lindsay Kerslake, it’s his fault, he thought of it. Urgh, he says the semen will be like a milkshake mixed with favors including vanilla, strawberry and chocolate. Interested? Then get your taste buds to the Wildfoods Festival in Hokitika on the 12th of March…I want videos.