Refuse to clean the kitty litter? That’s a death threat from your knife welding hubby right there. But on the bright side he gets a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and a $1,000 bail bond for his troubles. No word on whether the cat still has its legs crossed.
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Urgh, a man has had a knife removed from his head after 3 friggin years. Originally Brazilian doctors told him there was no friggin way they were going to attempt to remove the blade from the front of his head. Hello, brain damage and a lawsuit from hell. But poor Edeilson Nascimento had one big continual headache for three years so a team of seven doctors finally removed it this week. I’m guessing Nascimento won’t be getting into anymore bar fights.
Psst Sheez, imagine the pain when he sneezed?
When a man from Wodonga in Victoria hopped into bed his wife wanted to know why there was blood spurting from his neck all over the clean sheets. The man then admitted he had been in a fight but had no idea he had been injured. When the paramedics arrived they broke the bad news to him, a blade had broken off in his neck and it was millimeters from his spine. Now there’s a very slow ride to the Royal Melbourne hospital.