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Terrorist Vs The Cartoonist Update

Hello, mommy says I shouldn't talk to strangers!

Okie Dokie, a little update on the cartoonist vs the assassin. Seems like Kurt Westergaard didn’t take his 5 year old granddaughter into the panic room (as first thought) when the axe wielding fanatic broke into his house. It is being reported he left her in the living room and locked himself in his special room all by himself while the mad man swore and carried on like a pork chop, attacking the bathroom door with an axe. Mr Westergaard said ” I feared for my grandchild. But she did great. I knew that he wouldn’t do anything to her.” He went on to say “It was close, really close. But we did it.” Geez gramps, I wouldn’t be so proud! Anywho, the Islamic Somali fanatic who can’t be named (Why the hell not?) is the same dude who was involved in an assassination plot against Hillary Clinton last year.

Psst I bet cartoonist is off babysitting duties until further notice!

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Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

You hear something?

Now we all know the grief Salman Rushdie suffered after his words got the fanatics angry, so imagine Danish cartoonist Kurt Westergaard’s when a friggin axe and knife wielding Somali (alleged) terrorist tried to kill him. Holy fanatic crazy bastards Batman, the home invader got as close as smashing a window before being shot. Westergaard’s woes began in 2005 after he published a cartoon featuring Islam’s Prophet Mohammed with a bomb-shaped turban on his head . Ever since then he has been looking over his shoulder in fear and ordering a lot of take-aways. Fortunately Westergaard’s house has a panic room, where he hid until police arrived and popped a slug into the unnamed man who has links to Al Qaeda.

Psst Hmm, I wonder if Bearman has a panic room!

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