Tag Archives: lakes

Swimmers, Can You Stop Weeing In The Lakes!!!!!

Attention Germans who swim in Hamburg lakes, can you stop peeing in the water, you are killing the fish. Thank you! About 500 fish are now dead thanks to you inconsiderate bastards. Evidently, your piddle is putting heaps of phosphate into the lake which has contributed to the build up of algae that in turn has  killed the fish. So quit it!!!

Want sauce with that?


Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!

A Brain Attacking What?

If you happen to be in Florida splashing around in a fresh water lake or river I don’t want to alarm you but just slowly and carefully stop what you are doing, back up and get the hell out of there NOW!!!! Seems there’s a friggin brain attacking parasite  lurking in the water. Courtney Nash, a 16 year old, has become a victim of this rare amoeba after it swam up her nose while swimming in the St Johns River and attacked her brain and spinal cord.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Well I Never