Oh bless, China is building a laser so friggin powerful it could rip a hole in space. Take that aliens! The laser will be able to produce 10,000 times the power of the entire world’s electrical grids. Which means it will be the mother of all lasers.
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Note to self, refrain from farting when having surgery. A Japanese woman let one rip during a cervix procedure and ignited the laser and herself. She received burns to her waist and legs.
What do you do when you see a bunch of dogs roaming aimlessly up the street? Well if you are in Russia you grab your laser and mess with them …that’s what. Silly mutts.
You know what I hate? When a friggin worm starts living behind your eye for 9 months. I really friggin hate that. An Iowa man was a tad concerned when he noticed two spots on his left eye were beginning to obscure his vision. He toddled off to the hospital to be told it was some friggin worm using his eye as a bachelor pad. No worries, the doctors got out their weapon of choice and zapped it with a laser. OK, the worm wasn’t giving up without a fight, requiring another round of laser zapping before it would die. John Matthews isn’t sure if it was a worm he picked up holidaying in Mexico or a raccoon roundworm he caught while turkey hunting. Ewh.
Kelloggs have become so concerned about friggin corn flake rip offs they are going to the extreme length of branding each individual flake with their name. Take that you copycat bastards. Phew, and no they aren’t going to use children from a third world country to do it, they have developed a laser for that. Only a small portion of flakes will bear the company logo inside each box but if trials are successful they are going to laser Frosties, Special K, Crunchy Nut and Bran Flakes as well. Hmm, when you have 128 billion bowls of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes eaten worldwide every year you gotta protect it.
Trivia Alert Kellogg’s Corn Flakes was the first cereal to land on the moon thanks to the crew of Apollo 11! That’s assuming they actually did land of course !