Tag Archives: lawyers

What Do You Mean We Are No Longer Married?

Bride 3A British woman tried suing her lawyers because , wait for it, they didn’t make it clear that a divorce would result in her marriage being terminated.Evidently Roman Catholics can be rather touchy about the whole total termination thing. Anywho, case dismissed.


Filed under Well I Never

A Thriller

Lordie, lordie , lordie what is going down at the Jacksons? Seems granny Jackson has flown the coup, leaving Michael Jackson’s kids home alone. Meanwhile, there are rumors that Katherine Jackson has been hauled off to a health spa  by her kids, who are trying to get their greedy little mitts on MJ’s fortune, now that the executors have successfully got the estate out of debt. Seems if granny Jackson dies, Michael Jackson’s kids and various charities get the entire estate. So  now, while granny is temporarily out of the way,  Janet, Jermaine and Randy Jackson have lawyered up to overthrow the executors. In the meantime granny Jackson could lose guardianship of Paris, Prince and Blanket. Yesterday police were called to the Jackson estate after Randy, Jermaine and Janet entered illegally and confronted MJ’s three kids. Paris Jackson, bless her little heart, has been tweeting ferociously about the shenanigans since Katherine was grannynapped.  Sheez, I bet the Kardashians wished they had this kind of story line!

Psst Why don’t the Jackon clan  go and get friggin jobs like everyone else?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never

Don’t Know What To Get The Missus For Christmas?

That bastard better have got me something good this year!

Stuck for something to get the wife for Christmas? Well a London law firm has come up with the ideal present, a divorce gift voucher. Falalalala lalalaking brilliant. The £125 plus VAT voucher offers a half hour or hour long advice session with a lawyer and guess what? They have already sold 54 in under a month.

Psst You might want to think about giving it to her after Christmas dinner, just in case she grabs a 9 iron!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!