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Once Were Warrior



I don’t know if it’s the norm, but allegedly a New Zealand man from Otago left his girlfriend unconscious in an upturned car for 9 hours so he could go back to the pub for a few more drinks. When he ran out of money he came back (in a taxi mind you) to the wreck and stole her handbag (she was still hanging upside down unconscious in her seat I presume). Nice! Come on guess where he went next? Ohh, back to the pub of course. The woman eventually regained consciousness and alerted police, who found Mr Nice Guy pissed at the bar.If only an incy wincy part of this story was true it would be pitiful!

Psst All the Kennedy’s have been accounted for!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Wrong, Thanks For Nothing