Lets not lie, how many of you are tsking?
China, sewer grill, leg trapped, firefighters, grinders, public humiliation, buckets of shame…you can fill in the blanks.
Lets not lie, how many of you are tsking?
China, sewer grill, leg trapped, firefighters, grinders, public humiliation, buckets of shame…you can fill in the blanks.
Definition of awkward? The clumsy Indiana police chief who waltzed into a gun store and accidentally shot himself in the leg after it got caught in his clothing. Hmm, anyone else got an adjective to describe this calamity? Anyone?
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
You know what I hate? When your dog comes home with a human leg in its mouth. I really friggin hate that! The poor 93 year old man from Washington couldn’t believe his eyes when his pooch Liberty came bounding home with his latest find, a human leg. In a state of panic he took the leg and buried it in the backyard because “I didn’t want to have to go to the pen for something I didn’t do.” When he told his daughter she rang police and well, they brought in sniffer dogs to locate the rest of the body.
Filed under Well I Never, Whoops!
OK, here’s the thing mister, don’t be carrying a revolver in your short’s pocket while bowling. That’s a strike …. in the leg. Seems when he went up for his turn he struck his leg with the bowling ball and kaboom.
Psst Florida
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
A New Yorker is refusing to go back on the subway after a rat ran up the inside of her pant leg. The rat was reluctant to budge she was forced to take her pants off to get the rodent out!!!! No word on how the rat is coping.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife
Moral of the story is never carry a loaded gun in your pocket while mowing the lawn because it might fall out, discharge and shoot you in the goddam leg. Ain’t that right mister from Colorado Springs?
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
If you happen to come across an alligator wandering around the south-west Florida area with a leg in it’s mouth could you please contact the Fish and Wildlife department because it belongs to Margaret Webb and she wants it back so they can reattach it, thanks. The 90 year old had been out walking when the 2.4 beast lunged out of canal and grabbed her leg. They are hoping they can catch the reptile so they can cut it open and retrieve the leg. Good luck with that!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!