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Is That A Turtle in Your Pants Or Are You Happy….

Stop farting

Stop farting

A Chinese man has been caught once again trying to smuggle turtles out of America. This time Canadian customs busted him with 51 of the petrified creatures strapped to his legs. That would have been one awks and uncomfortable trip. Come on, give him the maximum 10 years jail.

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Gaddafi Dead

Breaking news ……  Unconfirmed reports coming out of  Libya is  ex leader Muammar Gaddafi has been captured, wounded killed near his hometown of Sirte. No word on whether his harem was with him but Abu Bakr Younus Jabr (head of armed forces) was, for a short time anyways. Hmm, that was until NATO warplanes blew him to kingdom come. Initial reports stated Gaddafi had been wounded in both legs but it has now been revised to DEAD.

Sheez, photos already!!!

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No, This Isn’t About The Wicked Witch Of The West

I don't know, something about stumps, legs and a friggin house.

You know what I hate? When a friggin house falls on you. I really friggin hate that. Ron Vollebregt is lucky to be alive when a house in Melbourne, which was being restumped, slid off its foundations and landed right on top of him. The owners of the house were still inside the house when the accident happened. Mr Vollebregt is currently in hospital with crushed legs.

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Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!