Oh dear, when an escort agency was asked by Libyan dicktator Colonel Gaddafi to supply 500 Italian women to a hotel in Rome, they thought it was their lucky day. Little did they know it was a friggin ruse to convert them beauties to Islam. Hmm, like they would survive the sharia laws for starters! Normally when Gaddafi travels he sets up a tent in a park for his harem to play but during the Rome summit on world food security, he tried a new approach, local girls.Can you imagine the poor things faces when, after forcing them to go through an elimination process (short women were excluded) they then had to sit through the Gaddafi lecture on the Muslim Koran, before being handed a signed version of his Green Book on democracy and political philosophy, written in 1975. One furious blonde exclaimed after the event ‘I thought we were going to a party – we didn’t even get a glass of water or some salty snacks.’That’s what I call a great f***! Geez,at least it took some pressure off the official sleaze, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, who also attended the summit. Gaddafi 1, Call girls 0.