Oh my, Michael Douglas has throat cancer and may lose his voice, Hollywood tries to cry over the death of famed plastic surgeon Dr Frank Ryan, Brittany Murphy’s mom “allegedly” slept in the same bed with Simon Monjack after her daughter’s death (ewh), Madonna celebrated her 50th by having a wake party(pass the seaweed cracker), AND blow me down with a feather, Lindsay Lohan ain’t no crack whore. Nope, seems her docs misdiagnosed her with ADHD and gave her Adderall, which taken by a healthy person will send them off the rails. Who friggin knew?
Psst And no Bearman, Richard Simmons still hasn’t done anything noteworthy OK!!!!