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Samurai 50

No worries, everything OK!

Want a job as a hero samurai at the Fukushima nuclear power plant? Here’s what you have to do… get up at 6am and chomp down 30 survival crackers and guzzled  180  milliliter pack of vegetable juice before heading to your designated location at the plant. No lunch but if you are lucky you get a bottle of water. At 5pm you go back to your quarters within the nuclear facility to have supper which consists of magic rice and a can of chicken or fish. At 8pm you have a workers meeting to discuss how horrendous the situation really is before finding a spot on a conference room floor or hallway to sleep. Luckily you are supplied with a lead sheets to stop the radiation from seeping up through the floors. Interested? Please address your application c/o Fukushima nuclear power plant, Japan.

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