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Genitals Conduct Lightning

I can’t feel my balls!

The “unluckiest man” award this week goes to the Spanish dude who got struck in the scrotum by lightning. I kid you not, he was walking down the street in Madrid minding his own beeswax when kaboom, the bolt went through his pants, zapping his balls before traveling down his legs and through to the footpath. Hmm, evidently his brain wasn’t affected by the lightning, which is surprising,  considering most men think with their….ah never mind. The guys OK, though he may be walking bow legged for awhile.

Psst This story was brought to you by Fairy Face and the letters WTF

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Kate Winslet To The Rescue

Sorry Jack, this is where I say see ya!

She couldn’t save Jack from the icy waters of the Atlantic but could manage to carry a 90 year old woman from a burning building, go figure! Kate Winslet turned out to be a hero after saving Richard Branson’s mom from a house fire on Branson’s private island retreat. Yes, his magnificent luxury home burned to the ground after it apparently was struck by lightning. Twenty guests including Winslet and her family were tripping the light fantastic on the island. A quick thinking Winslet rushed to the elderly woman’s aid while Branson’s son and nephew  helped get everyone else out.

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Is It Safe To Come Out?

Sheez, we just had an almighty thunder and lightning storm. Now all I have to do is extract my cat’s claws from my leg and I will be back to blogging!

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Mother Nature Has A Wicked Sense Of Humor

Just keeping you on your toes!

You know what I hate? When you are all gathered at the Hancock County Public Library having a discussion about earthquake preparedness and lightning hits the friggin roof setting the building alight. I really hate that! Hmm, seems god has other plans!

Want sauce with that?

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OMG, RIP Hamley

Hamley, one of the stars of the South African TV drama Wild At Heart has died after being struck by a bolt of lightning during a thunder storm. I’m guessing being a giraffe you’re neck pretty much acts as a lightning conductor. Hamley the giraffe had been on the show for  five years.

Psst He’ll be a bitch to bury!

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Jesus Statue Struck By Lightning

Oh for the love of god, the 19m Jesus Statue in Ohio has been hit by lightning and burned to the ground. Sheez Ohio, don’t tell friggin Pat Robinson! The King of Kings statue was erected in 2004 at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 and was nicknamed the Touchdown Jesus because it’s arm were raised like a football referee.

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