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Actress At A Loss

police run prints from severed finger and make arrestIn breaking news Lindsay Lohan has lost half a finger in a boating accident. I wonder which finger?

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OMG How Embarrassing

Just to rub a little more salt  into Lindsay Lohan’s wounds, New York photographers mistook singer Deborah Harry (aka Blondie) for the plastic surgery loving mean girl. Lohan, who was still licking her SNL wounds in a Manhattan Hotel, would’ve been horrified to learn that Blondie was being mobbed on the streets below by fans and paparazzi thinking the 66 year old was her.

Check out the photograph, can you tell the difference? Is it Lindsay or Blondie?


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Lindsay Walks

Golly gosh, little miss train wreck waltzed into the county jail for her 1 month stay and walked out a little while later due to overcrowding. Sheez, that sure showed her who’s boss!!!


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I’m Like So Totally Over Lindsay Lohan

Hands up whose getting sick and tired of the whole Lohan saga? The poor dear has had her probation revoked after it was discovered she didn’t find her community service at a women’s center at all “fulfilling”. No worries , the judge has now ordered her to work at the LA county morgue until her next court date which could see her back in the slammer. Really? Either send her to jail or be done with it. This seems like an incredibly enormous waste of time for everyone concerned and frankly I’m bored with the whole friggin shamozzle. Why they didn’t make a reality show out of this I have no idea!


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The Lindsay Lohan Saga Continues

Choo-ch00-choo the trainwreck express is back!!! Lindsay Lohan just got booted out of her community service program for violating the rules numerous times. Surprise, surprise. Hmm, the judge won’t be happy, she has to front her next week for a progress report. Heavy sigh . In her defense Lindsay says they were mean to her from the second she rolled up (late).


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And It Was Going So Well

Seems “house-arrest Lohan” has tested positive for alcohol and has now got herself a date with an LA Superior Court Judge tomorrow. Sheez, thank goodness it was only alcohol and not drugs too! Anywho, the LA County Probation Department want Lindsay’s ass in jail. Obviously not fans!


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Happy Easter Lindsay Lohan

Well Good Friday sucks for Lindsay Lohan, she’s just been sent to jail for probation violation. Tsk, tsk. Oh and did I mention 480 days of community service? Poor darl, most of that will be spent at a Women’s center and a morgue. Gosh orange will definitely be the new black!

Psst Of course she will be appealing, no one puts Lindsay in a the corner (unless it’s one of those mean bitches).


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So What Did You Miss?

So what did you miss while your eyes were glued to the Japanese disaster? Well, Gaddafi’s  army are “marching to cleanse the country” of insurgents and basically anyone who says nasty things about him. Mel Gibson pleaded no contact contest to whacking his woman and got himself community service (which he plans to do at his ex wife’s charity). Lindsay  Lohan vacated her condo in Venice (California) for fear she would be swept away by the tsunami and then have to explain that to the judge!Charlie Sheen called Jon Cryer a troll. Jon cryer confesses to being one. Oh and Burger King’s global chief executive Bernardo Hees called British food…..crap…. and their women unattractive. So basically the world’s still revolving if not a little off its axis!


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Mean Girl

Oh for crying out loud, Lindsay Lohan just can’t seem to stay out of trouble. Damn silly billy has got herself a “felony grand theft” charge for allegedly nicking a $2,500 exclusive necklace from a Venice  jewelry store. Sheez and she would have got away with it too if she hadn’t been friggin snapped by the paparazzi wearing the one off design. During the hearing Lindsay was warned not to contact the store during the case as the flowers she someone sent  freaked them the hell out. If found guilty she could get up to 3 years in a state prison. Bail was set at $40,000.  Boy, is she going to have something to tell the grandkids….oh wait, isn’t she a lesbian…ah never mind!


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12 Steps Of Christmas

On the 7th day of Christmas Lindsay Lohan said to me ..I didn’t touch that friggin Betty Ford Clinic staffer…but I may have been a tad tipsy. Dear god Lilo, not even rehab is safe. It is alleged that when Betty Ford staffer Dawn Holland was asked by security to breathalyze Lindsay and her two roomies after they returned past curfew from a night of partying, Lindsay chucked a hissy fit. Evidently during the Lohan tantrum she “allegedly” threw a phone at  staffer Holland and then grabbed her right hand. Now Holland is worker comping it and asking for criminal charges to be laid. Lohan, in the meantime,  is claiming she was attacked first. Hmm, lets see, who am I gonna believe?

Psst I bet Dr Drew is pissed she didn’t sign up for season 4!!!!


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