In breaking news Lindsay Lohan has lost half a finger in a boating accident. I wonder which finger?
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Just to rub a little more salt into Lindsay Lohan’s wounds, New York photographers mistook singer Deborah Harry (aka Blondie) for the plastic surgery loving mean girl. Lohan, who was still licking her SNL wounds in a Manhattan Hotel, would’ve been horrified to learn that Blondie was being mobbed on the streets below by fans and paparazzi thinking the 66 year old was her.
Check out the photograph, can you tell the difference? Is it Lindsay or Blondie?
Well Good Friday sucks for Lindsay Lohan, she’s just been sent to jail for probation violation. Tsk, tsk. Oh and did I mention 480 days of community service? Poor darl, most of that will be spent at a Women’s center and a morgue. Gosh orange will definitely be the new black!
Psst Of course she will be appealing, no one puts Lindsay in a the corner (unless it’s one of those mean bitches).