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Man texting will driving crashes into trailer of manure

Just picture this in liquid form

Let this be a lesson to all of you, a man in a rented convertible who was texting on his phone drove smack, bang into the back of truck pulling a trailer of liquid manure. Poetic justice or God’s dark humor?

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Liquid Manure Is Not A good Hiding Place

Like this, only in liquid form!

Stop looking people, a man on the run from police has been found hiding neck deep in a liquid manure pit on an Indiana farm. Oh dear god, the 52 man, wanted on methamphetamine charges, was spotted by a police officer as he wallowed in a tank of hog and dog feces underneath an outbuilding floor. It is believed he was soaking in the shit for over an hour in an attempt to hide from police. Bags not sitting next to him in the cop car. Oh and once he was extracted from the slosh he was stun gunned twice for becoming a little shitty. All and all not a good day.

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