Tag Archives: lock down

Shopping Mall Drama

Mysterious powder is girlfriends ashesRun, the dude’s throwing some powdery substance. A shopping mall in Florida was in lock down for a couple of hours after a man was seen throwing a mysterious power into a LensCrafters store. Turns out there was no need to panic, it was the ashes of his dead girlfriend. No, I haven’t a clue why he was throwing her ashes around the mall but the judge has offered him grief councilling.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never

Everybody Duck!

No need to panic people, the two rifle carrying men dressed in green camouflage who caused the lock down of the nuclear weapons assembly plant in Texas, were duck hunters. As you were.


Filed under How Embarrassing, Well I Never, Whoops!