Huh?, What? Why? A Long Island nursing home is getting sued because the son of Bernice (85) discovered they had hired a stripper to entertain the ladies during a party in the rec room. The son hit the roof when he saw a photo of his mom putting some money down the male stripper’s undies. The suit claims the striptease was done “for the perverse pleasure and enjoyment of the Defendant’s staff.” and that the Baptist living Bernice had been defiled.
Psst I’d be more pissed they were taking money off little old ladies.
Anyone for clam chowder?
You sometimes find the darnedest things when you go dredging off Long Island. Just ask the Massachusetts shellfish plant who got a nice little surprise when they found 126 hand grenades in its load of clams. Some of the little buggers still had pins in them (the grenades silly!). Kaboom, clam bake! The grenades were found in wooden crates dredged up with the mud and gunk the plant workers were sifting through. Enter the Massachusetts State Police Bomb Squad and exit all the workers while the WWII grenades were detonated safely.
Psst Hmm, maybe someone should be worried about what the hell else is lying at the bottom of the sea bed off Long Island?
All hail Florence Critelli who is 91 and still works as a New York pharmacy cashier on Long Island. This week however, she got more than she bargained for when some scumbag punched her as he tried to steal money from her cash register. Ms Critelli said “He hit me good.” Despite getting punched in the chest and knocked to the ground she refused medical attention and went back to work to finish her shift. After finishing for the day she got in her car and drove home. Ms Critelli says she can’t wait for the police to nab the thief so she can “smack him” back. Don’t you worry, I am sure there will be a line of people willing to do that for you.
You know what I hate? When you visit your son on Long Island for Thanksgiving and you fall neck deep into a friggin cesspool.I really hate that. Eduardo Matos (71) fell into the sewage while walking outside on the lawn. Mr Matos said “I was calm . . . If you panic, that shit will suck you right in,”. No shit! He was eventually rescued by his son and daughter. So much for Thanksgiving!