Tag Archives: Los Angeles

World’s Strongest Medicated Pizza

Scientists create cannibis plant that doesn't get people stonedAs Australia struggles with the very thought of introducing medical marijuana to the ill, a pizza joint in LA is offering marijuana infused pizzas to their sick customers. The company, called Stoned Oven, will deliver to your door a delicious gourmet pizza laced with 250 mg of THC as long as you have a valid medical marijuana card . Well done guys.

Want sauce with that?

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You Can Breathe Easier

Attention people the set of lungs found on a sidewalk in LA are not human, repeat, not human. Move on, nothing to see here.

Want sauce with that?

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Lovin It

Show us ya golden arches!!!

How do you get a naked man down from a radio tower in Los Angeles? Lure him with two Big Macs. Police spent hours negotiating with the naked 45 year old before he requested two hamburgers from McDonalds. After finishing his meal he agreed to come down. Great! Now every hungry bastard in LA will be scaling towers naked!

Psst Hmm, I’d come down for a ice coffee granita, but not one from Maccas!!!

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Ready To Fight Goliath

I wouldn't misbehave if I were you!

Sheez, don’t mess with no Lufthansa pilot if you know what’s good for you. A German pilot has been arrested at Frankfurt Airport for allegedly carrying a slingshot and 286 ball bearings in his luggage on a flight from Los Angeles. Lordie, lordie wouldn’t a gun be easier?

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Mass Fish Deaths in Marina

Just when you thought the mass animal deaths were over, kaboom, millions of small fish including anchovies, mackerel and sardines have washed up in King Harbor Marina 22 miles from Los Angeles. Seems these scaly beasts were deprived of oxygen and suffocated. Worried much?

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How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?

Oh for the love of all things bright and beautiful, Dominic Ehrler has found himself a stalker. Maria the goose  is so besotted with the retired investor she follows him every day around Echo park in LA . When it’s time to go Maria takes flight behind Dominic’s scooter.

Maria hates goodbyes ….

But simply loves Dominic

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What The Hell Was That?

OK, no need to panic people, but who the hell launched that friggin missle off the coast of LA? Oh and don’t bother asking the Pentagon because they are still WTFing over it and so too the military.The missile, which appears to have been launched from sea,  was accidentally captured on film by the KCBS news helicopter on Monday. Pentagon Spokesman Colonel Dave Lapan said so far the missile is “unexplained” and can’t rule out a possible threat to homeland security because the military basically don’t know what the hell it is or where  it friggin came from.

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Hollywood or Bust

Hooray for Hollywood

OMG, it’s like something out of a movie, a conservation group have only three weeks to raise $3 million to save the iconic LA Hollywood sign from being razed by investors. Hello, it’s one of the world’s most recognized landmarks but if they don’t come up with the agreed $12.5 million to purchase the 55ha property, investors from Chicago are going to build luxury houses on the site. So far the group have raised $9.5 million from public funds and private donors (including Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks) and need an additional $3 mil by 14th of April. Shame on you city of Los Angeles for allowing it to be sold.

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You’re Just A Piece of Meat

The last thing you expect when you go to the movies is to have a friggin meat thermometer stabbed in your neck. Best way to avoid this is don’t ask a female to turn her cell phone off,especially if she is with two black males in an orange jersey and a black hoodie. The unfortunate man was attacked by the woman’s boyfriend after he asked her to stop talking on the phone and turn it off while the damn movie was showing. That obviously didn’t go down very well, considering he is still recovering in hospital. The two suspects and the woman fled the scene and have yet to be caught.

Psst Who brings a frigggin meat thermometer to the movies?

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Life of Crime

I do my time like a lady

Doris Thompson (aka Doris Ganble) loves to steal despite the fact she is 80 years of age. Her life of crime started in 1955 and ever since she has been a regular in front of LA courts. Ms Thompson goes under 27 aliases and her break-ins of choice are medical offices because she believes “doctors are cheats”. In her latest exploit the judge sentenced her to three years jail to which she replied “I do my time like a lady,”

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