Did you know the word gullible isn’t in the Oxford English dictionary? Seems a group of Chinese women sun eaters didn’t either. Introducing the new fad in Hong Kong …. sun eating… where women stare into the sun to lose weight. Just as the sun sets they gather to glare at the it, in the belief they will lose their appetite, improve their vision and get better sleep. Short of nuking their retinas the women believe they will eventually have no desire to eat food ever again. Good luck with that.
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Oh for crying out loud all you people wanting to be thin. Eating juice soaked cotton balls to make you feel full is slightly dumbass, considering it could block your instestinal tract and then kaboom! Seriously, just focus on world peace. Oh, an FYI, cotton balls aren’t made from natural fibers they contain all sorts of chemicals. Eat a shirt it is probably safer.
Want to lose weight but nothing you do works? Well have I got a device for you. Introducing the “Chugay Tongue Patch” a nasty little piece of mesh which is surgically attached to your tongue, making it hell painful to eat! The inventor Dr. Nikolas Chugay says that his patients loose between 15- 30lbs a month because the pain makes is too excruciating to eat solid foods and they must resort to liquids . Hmm, good to see the dark ages are well and truly alive and kicking in America. The mesh is about the size of a postage stamp and once sewn onto your tongue you won’t even be able to so much as suck an Oreo without experiencing da pain . Hmm, I am guessing other activities will be out of the question too, unless of course you have sadomasochism tendencies! Oh yeah and brushing your teeth will be a bitch! Good luck with that!
Psst I sense some eyebrow raising loons, you think I jest? Tut tut here’s the dudes website Dr Chugay.