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Great Scott

The Loon stayed up to the wee hours to watch Adam Scott fluff the British Open (that’s golf people, golf!). Despite secretly hoping the Big Easy (Ernie Els) would hold up the cup, I would never have predicted the Aussie would stuff up the last 4 holes. Goddammit, you were leading by 4 shots, you only had four friggin holes to go, you just had to par ONE of them. Why Scott, why? Ernie, who looked decidedly sheepish to have won by someone else’s misfortune, came out of the clubhouse to accept the trophy. Meanwhile Scott will be trying to avoid picking up a newspaper or watching the news for at least a month. Hmm, no one wants to see “Biggest Choke in Sports History” next to their name!!!

 

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And the loser of the week goes to

….. Italian motorbike rider Riccardo Russo who made a booboo by celebrating his CIV Championship win a lap too early . Awkward.  As he was celebrating the other 13 riders zoomed passed him . Needless to say he came in last.

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Assange Will Be Wiki-dited To Sweden

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to Sweden I go. A UK judge has given the thumbs up to extradite WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange to Sweden  to face rape and sexual assault charges. Assange, who claims he is innocent, is convinced he won’t receive a fair trial believing it to be a politically motivated move to get his sorry ass to the US to face the mother of all charges.

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Dummy Spit Alert

Sheez, some reporters are just so precious!

 

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Anything Including Nigeria Is a Friggin Warning Sign

Kidnapped? Don't panic sweetie I'll contact Interpol!

Oh for crying out loud, how many times do I have to tell you, stop sending money to your online girlfriend, she doesn’t friggin exist! A Naperville man is in disbelief after having sent his online girlfriend around $200,000 (over 2 and a half years) to her …wait for it….bank accounts in Nigeria, Malaysia, England and the United States. Oh hello…NIGERIA!!!!!  Hint, hint!!!! The whole ruse was uncovered when he contacted police asking for help to rescue her after she had been kidnapped in London. Oh boy, the police  eventually had to break the bad news to him … hey mate,  she doesn’t exist anymore and neither does you money. Sheez, a Russian bride would have been cheaper!

Psst Oh yeah, and that photo you have of her, chuck it, it’s from a friggin sample driver’s license from Florida.

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King of Chavs

Winning £9.7million in the lottery, priceless. Losing it all in an 8 year spending spree, even more friggin priceless. Michael Carroll (26) is keen to get back to work as a binman (garbage collector) after squandering his multi million dollar fortune on gambling, drugs and prostitutes.Known as the “King of Chavs”, Carroll says ‘I’m just glad it’s over. There were also vultures everywhere after my cash. I started to see what people were really like,’.Carroll now lives off £42 a week in jobseeker’s allowance after declaring himself bankrupt.

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