Tag Archives: LulzSec

LulzSec Has Been Decapitated

The computer hacking group known as LulzSec is no more after the organization’s leader went all two-faced and began secretly working for the FBI. Hmm, guess they brokered him a “get out of jail free” card in exchange for the names and addresses of his hacker buddies. Police swooped on the top members of LulzSec today making numerous arrests in US, Britain and Ireland. Meanwhile Hector Xavier Monsegur, the squealer, is remaining tight lipped about the whole raid thingy. LulzSec have been responsible for wreaking havoc on US and foreign government agencies, including the CIA and FBI, numerous defense contractors, financial entities and corporations including Sony. Never mind, Anonymous are still on the loose.


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Did Police Really Arrest Topiary?

Oh for crying out loud, did they really think it would be that easy? Seems the British police have made a boo-boo blunder, having arrested a troll, instead of Topiary, the infamous LulzSec hacker in what they described as a “pre-planned intelligence-led operation” (LOL!). The police made the announcement yesterday that they had caught one of the brainchild’s behind the worldwide hacking ring on a remote area in Scotland. Sadly for them, they didn’t do their homework because the  real Topiary got dox-ed (identity revealed) months ago and he ain’t British. Seems there has been some bitter feuding between some of the disgruntled hackers which resulted in the top dogs being outed. But  I am so going to watch the movie when it’s made!  So who’s for Team LulzSec or Team Anonymous?

Psst I warned you boys don’t be upsetting the LulzSec! Sleep with one eye open.


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No More Lulz!!!

LOL, LulzSec deletes. The hackers who wreaked havoc on the net for the past few months have announced they are disbanding. Hmm, could this have something to do with the FBI?

Psst I wouldn’t be surprised if Microsoft have employed them…I’m just saying!!!


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Smoke And Mirrors

Oh for crying out loud it seems one of the global hackers of Sony, Nintendo and the CIA is a 19 year old living with his mum  in Wickford, Essex. Yes you heard me his mum Essex!!! It is believed Ryan Cleary, who was arrested by Scotland Yard in a dawn raid, is part of a larger hacking gang called LulzSec which is a splinter group of Anonymous. Anywho, Cleary’s identity  may have been blown by rival hackers who deliberately published his name, address and cell phone number on the net recently. Hmm, gee, so it wasn’t complex detective work by the CIA or Scotland Yard then?  His half brother told reporters “Ryan used to be part of WikiLeaks. He has upset someone doing that and they made a Facebook page having a go at him.” Sounds more like the  hackers are  messing with them!!!

Hmm, I hope Cleary has a passport because he may be taking a trip to the US.

Psst For 10 hours after the arrest the LulzSec’s Twitter account was silent but then this appeared “Seems the glorious leader of LulzSec got arrested, it’s all over now… wait… we’re all still here! Which poor bastard did they take down?”  ….to be continued


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