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All Iranian Female Ministers Do, Is Complain

Just remember who wear's the grey trouser pants around here

Just remember who wear’s the grey trouser pants around here

Well that didn’t last long. Imadinnerjacket has sacked Iran’s first woman minister because she had the audacity to criticise the country’s health policies. Seems the health minister Marziyeh Vahid Dastjerdi’s gripe was about the importation of luxury cars taking priority  over the importing of vital medicines. Problem is that since being slapped with International sanctions, Iran’s had to  prioritize what they can bring into the country and medicine ain’t top of the list …. nor is female ministers it seems!!! Begone.

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Ambassador Flashes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad His Sole

OK, one more time newly appointed Swedish Ambassador, you never ever cross your legs and expose the soles of your shoes to Imadinnerjacket. Hello, people have died for less. Peter Tejler has now found himself in a big pile of doodah because he should’ve  known that soles are the closest thing to the ground and thus closer to the devil.  Anywho, in direct reponse Imadinnerjacket crossed his legs too. Take that you Western scum pig.

Swedish Ambassador offends Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I hate my life

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Iran Fooled by The Onion

Oh dear, seems even Iranians can be fooled by The Onion (a bunch of satirical writers) . Iran’s News Agency reprinted a story that claimed a recent Gallup Poll revealed 77% of white rural voters would rather sit down and have a beer with Imadinnerjacket than Obama. It also claimed that 60% of rural whites respected the Iranian leader because he “doesn’t try to hide the fact that he’s Muslim,”. Of course none of this is true as we all know rural white would prefer drinking bourbon.

Here’s an example of The Onion

 

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He Just Had To Bring Up the Holocaust and September 11th

Imadinnerjacket has this amazing ability to clear a room. The gray suited Iranian leader has made quite a spectacle  at the UN conference in the US by creating a mass walkout of diplomats after he ranted about the US being the “slave masters” and referring to 9/11 as a “mysterious” attack designed to start a war against Iraq and Afghanistan. Oh yes, the Jews didn’t escape from his wrath either as he told the deminishing crowd that European countries use the Holocaust as an excuse to pay “ransom to the Zionists” . Hmm, I’m guessing no one will be sitting at his table for lunch!

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Europe Is Stealing Iran’s Rain

What the hell Western scumdogs, you’re stealing our friggin rain. Imadinnerjacket is seriously pissed that Europe is using high tech equipment to drain clouds of water causing Iran to suffer from drought. Imadinnerjacket made the startling allegations while opening a new dam. In a slightly ironic twist following his speech the heavens opened up and it began to rain but that is beside the point. Imadinnerjacket is convinced those European bastards are forcing clouds to prematurely dump their load on their own countries leaving Iran with nothing. Yah, finally someone who isn’t ranting about climate change!

Psst Sheez,  if they weren’t stealing rain before they might just consider it now.

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Put A Ring On It!

Just do it!

Iran’s pres, Imadinnerjacket, wants girls to marry at the age of 16. Seems this whole thing about waiting until they meet the right man is crap. He wants a population explosion and will give financial incentives to anyone willing to pop out a bub or 7. Sheez, not another friggin grey baby jumpsuit. Anywho, Imadinnerjacket believes the family planning program is “ungodly and a Western import” so teens, you just go for it. Hmm, while you’re at it you might want to scrap the whole Fatima doll thingy and bring back Barbie.

Psst Now all Imadinnerjacket  has to do is fix the 9% unemployment rate and he’s got himself a regime the western scumdogs can truly be scared of.

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It’s Only Polite!

What is worse than Imadinnerjacket getting applause when he walked into the United Nations General Assembly? Getting even more applause when he claimed the American government may have been behind the 9/11 attacks.He also claimed most nations and politicians around the world believe the US government “orchestrated the attack to reverse the declining of the American economy and its grips on the Middle East in order to save the Zionist regime.” Awkward!

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President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Surprise, surprise Imadinnerjacket thinks September 11 was a big fabrication that was used to justify the U.S. war on terrorism. Hello, this coming from the man who claims the Holocaust was a “myth” invented by the Allied powers to embarrass Germany. Not good at history huh?

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Is Jewish?

Imadinnerjacket not a cloth weaver!

Imadinnerjacket not a cloth weaver!

OMG, unfrigginbelieveable. Seems the Daily Telegraph have unearthed a bizarre secret, the Iranian president has Jewish roots. Who friggin knew. Yep, when they zoomed in on his identity card it revealed his “original” family name was Sabourjian, which is Jewish for cloth weaver. Oh I get it, that’s why he changed it to a more sophisticated name Imadinnerjacket, doh! It is believed his family changed their name after converting to Islam after Imadinnerjacket was born.Hmm, it might explain why he has a few issues with Jews. Ali Nourizadeh (Centre for Arab and Iranian Studies) says “By making anti-Israeli statements he is trying to shed any suspicions about his Jewish connections. He feels vulnerable in a radical Shia society.” No probs, just chuck the whingers in jail, like you do the protesters! Happy Hanukkah!

Psst Hmm, what next, Kim Jong Il is a protestant?

2 Psst Oh and a big old thanks to Sekan, Kansas Mediocrity, for name calling first !

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Holocaust Was A Myth

What Iran protests?

What Iran protests?

Well surprise, surprise, Imadinnerjacket has told a crowd at the Quds Day rally in Tehran that the “Holocaust” didn’t happen. Here is a little snippet of what he had to say “They (Western powers) launched the myth of the Holocaust. They lied, they put on a show and then they support the Jews.” During his little tirade the people chanted “Death to Israel” (tough crowd!). Anywho that’s just rich coming from someone that has only ever worn a gray suit.

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