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Naked Maids Is So 80’s

Attention all loons living in Lubbock, Texas, you now have a naked maid service. Yes, for $100 an hour the Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock will provide you with a naked maid but no touching.

Psst Hmm, just never, ever let them sit down.

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Murder Most Foul

Sometimes digging around your backyard can reveal the darnedest things. Take for instance Sir David Attenborough. Workmen on his property discovered a skull belonging to Julia Martha Thomas. Who is she you may well ask? Hmm, well in 1879 her maid pushed her down the stairs and strangled her before boiling up the body and giving the dripping to local kids to eat. A thoughtful and resourceful maid. Anywho, Kate Webster, was eventually sent to the gallows for the murder but poor Mrs Thomas’s head was never found…until now.

Want sauce with that?

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La Screwed

Oh boy, IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s world just got a whole lot messier with reports his DNA has been found on the clothes of the chambermaid he’s been accused of attempting to rape. Oh and by DNA I’m talking sperm! Bummer.

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Male Order Maid

Fooled you!

Well blow me down with a feather, a Saudi family are still shaking their heads in bewilderment after they discovered their Filipino maid of seven months was actually a male.It was only after he/she decided to return to the Philippines and handed over his/her passport did they realize they had been duped.

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