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Assault With A Penis

Oh my, a 62 year old man from the US has been jailed for 5 days after he assaulted his estranged wife with his penis. Seems when she declined the $20 he offered to have sex with her , he whipped it out and whacked her with it. Seriously, how big was it? Hmm, it isn’t like it was assault with a deadly weapon.


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