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Moosed Again

Hunter misses moose but hits man on toiletSteady, aim, fir….. oh crap. A hunter in Norway is in big doodah after he shot at a moose and missed, instead hitting an elderly guy sitting on the toilet in his bathroom. The rifle was fired just 100 yards from the man’s cottage.

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Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!

Shit Happens

Man robbed while on toiletThe moral of this story is to always lock your toilet stall because you just never know when some crazed gunman might push the door open and order you to strip naked so he can steal all your money! You think I jest, well some sucker at Wiggie’s Bar had that very thing happen to him. Yep, he was minding his own business, when some crazy with a sawn off shotgun pushed open the stall and ordered him to take his clothes off. After the gunmen took the money he threw the clothes in the corner allowing the victim to return to the bar with some form of dignity to report the crime. Hmm, a bar employee has a different story claiming the victim was standing at the urinal just before the robbery. Plot thickens.

Psst Maybe it was his shout?

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, How Embarrassing, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never