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Hmm, You Don’t Like Donuts?

and this is my "stop or I'll shoot" pose....

and this is my "stop or I'll shoot" pose....

Dating can be such a bitch, especially when it’s with a pretend cop who threatens to arrest you if you don’t go home with him! A woman rang police after she was attacked by her date when she decided not to follow him home because she had a gut feeling he was a psycho. During the argument he had threatened to arrest her if she didn’t go with him. Seems her woman’s intuition was right, he wasn’t no cop, just a nutter. Aaron Walton  was arrested for impersonating a police officer, criminal restraint and battery after police raided his house.

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Unlucky Dumbass

Man posing as cop pulls over unmarked police carWhat’s the odds that if you outfit your Ford Crown Victoria with flashing lights, microphones and speaker and pretend you are a cop, you’ll get caught? Pretty high if you are Antonio Fernandez Martinez of Oakland. Poor Antonio managed to pick, of all the cars in California, the lone unmarked cop car? Impersonating a police officer is a jail sentence, being a dumbass, well, that’s a life sentence!

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