Tag Archives: man

IOU

If you were getting money out of an ATM and a note reading “Please help me I am stuck inside the machine” came out the receipt slot what would you do? Well if you were in Texas, you would ignore it. Some poor ATM repair man was frantically writing notes after accidentally locking himself inside the machine but people were ignoring them because they thought it was some sort of prank.

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Watch Out For …Oh Nevermind

A grumpy pedestrian was too busy thumb waving at a car that he forgot to take note of pole. Karma right?

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They Are Called a Guardrail for a Reason

It all seemed so easy. A quick shortcut through a fence. Silly billy.

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Snake 1

When a guy went missing while harvesting palm oil in Indonesia the locals became concerned….look away Loons, this might get ugly. It was kinda of justified…. nearby they noticed the outline of rubber boots protruding from the belly of a 7ft python. YES!!!! The snake had evidently snuck up behind the farmer, choked him, then  swallowed him whole.

Don’t believe me? There is a video. View at your own peril.

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Stiff Luck

Oh dear, big time awks for the Chinese prostitute whose elderly customer died while they were having sex. Seems she got stuck on his….oh never mind. They both got wheeled out on a hospital stretcher presumably to get it removed. Good luck with that. What a dinner party tale she will have to tell.

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I Want One

I so want one. This is what I am like if I don’t get my coffee.

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Hail Bailed

I so want to try this ..

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Camel Vs Idiot

Some days, don’t you wish you could do this?

 

 

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But Look At The Carpet!!!

pooSome random naked drunk dude enters your home, turns your hot water sink sprayer on full blast, does a huge crap on your carpet then paints the walls with it and the police don’t arrest him. Now that would make you pissed! The family held him at gun point until the cops rocked up but they only cited him for two misdemeanors. Bummer.

Psst Iowa

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An Ass in a Horse Race

Son that is no way to go about life.

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