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Safe Sex Porn

Now that got your attention!

OK, here’s the thing Derrick Burts the porn star, if you had already contracted chlamydia, gonorrhea and herpes from your profession maybe you should have considered using a condom before you got the big one, HIV, I’m just saying! Burts, aka Cameron Reid and Derek Chambers, tested positive for AIDS in October and now wants it mandatory for men to wear condoms on porn sets. He believes he caught the virus while on a gay porn shoot in Florida as the only person he has had sex with in his personal life is his girlfriend who has tested negative. In the meantime there has been a mad rush by porn stars to be tested.

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Life Sentence For Stealing Socks at WalMart

Separated from the rest of the flock!

Bummer, a shoplifter has been given a life sentence for stealing a packet of $4 socks. Problem it seemed was Dean Rockmore was also was carrying a gun and flashed it at a Walmart employee when confronted in a parking lot after fleeing the store with his footwear. Hmm,  so technically that’s “armed  robbery” right there  and as  Mr Rockmore was a friggin re-offender a life sentence is mandatory.

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Shit Happens

Hurry up Fido, I need to go!

A word of warning to all residents of Baltimore’s Scarlett Place who are letting their dogs shit all over the place without scooping it up, they are on to ya.There is a plan underway to have all the dogs DNA tested in the upscale address so they can  catch the culprit/s and it’s owner/s then fine their sorry asses. You think I jest? Next week the condo board will vote to make it mandatory to have all pooches DNA tested.

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