Tag Archives: Manila

Manila Police Treated Like Babies

When Pope Francis ventures to the Philippines for a papal visit, Manila’s traffic police will be wearing adult diapers. Hey , I’m just giving you the heads up Loons. Evidently, authorities are concerned about the availability of portoloos for the cops during the event as the crowds are expected to be enormous. Well, that’s just crap.

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Merry Friggin Christmas

A woman in the Philippines died instantly after her Christmas present exploded. Sheez, the damn pressie contained a friggin bomb. The poor thing was killed on the spot when it kaboomed right in her face as she opened it. Who would do something like that? The present was sent to the family home in Manila.

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Bus Hijack Ends Badly

OK, here’s the thing disgruntled highly decorated ex policeman with a M-16, I don’t think they will give you back your job if you hijack a bus of tourists and threaten to kill them…I’m just saying. Rolando Mendoza, who had been spitting chips over his sacking (drugs and extortion), hijacked a tourist bus in Manila and demanded his job back. Unfair dismissals can be a bitch. Anywho, last night the police stormed the bus and  it didn’t go all that well. Eight tourists ended up dead after the hijacker panicked and sprayed bullets inside the bus.  Questions are now being raised about the competence of the Philippine’s SWAT team after they hesitated in  shooting the gunmen when they had a chance. Hmm, it didn’t help that the whole saga was being beamed live into people’s living rooms. A sad and tragic end.

Footage of SWAT team attempting to end siege….OK, not that competent!

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