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The Mars Bar Excuse

Marco Fella could have been a poster boy for Mars Bars but instead he is likely to be a convicted felon. Mr Fella’s 10 Mars Bars a day habit is being blamed for his recent assaults on his girlfriend. It is being argued that when his sugar is low he just snaps. Tell that to his girlfriend who has been attacked on several occasions by the sugar junkie. The latest incident was triggered by his girlfriend donning on a pair of big undies instead of a thong (I hate to think!). Mr Fella bit her finger for that. He is also accused of hitting her in the face with a rope.Lawyer for Mr Fella said “My client’s temper snapped because he felt his partner was not making enough effort in the relationship”. Hmm why would ya?


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