Getting busted growing $2 million worth of marijuana, dumbass. Getting caught stealing every ones electricity to grow it….priceless.
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OK, here’s the thing Indonesian police, if you decide to set fire to 3.6 tons of marijuana next to your Jakarta office make sure you notify the residents. Evidently some locals got stoned from the smoke wafting into their windows. Journalists and sticky beaks watching the bonfire were also overcome. On a high note (pun intended) , sales of chips, chocolates and sweets went through the roof.
The Forever Young nursing home in Canada is the dope. Whoops, I meant, was growing da dope. Unfortunately the enterprising little marijuana operation in the home’s basement came to an untimely end when a fire broke out and police seized 55 plants , which is equivalent to about 275,000 rolled joints.
In other news, police in Wisconsin arrested Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop for possession of weed with intent to sell. Yep, the dude legally changed his name in 2011. Obviously “Jeffrey” wasn’t hip enough. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop faces 5 years in jail and no doubt 5 years of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop from Bubba and his mates. Might want to invest in some soap on a rope …. just sayin.
Stolen from Facebook …..
It all makes sense now: Gay marriage legalized on the same day as marijuana in Washington state makes perfect biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: “A man who lays with another man should be stoned.”
Psst Take that and smoke it Westboro.
OK, here’s the thing Dunkin Donuts employee, if you accidentally drop your stash of marijuana in with your bank deposit, don’t be going back to your bank the next day to ask for it back. That’s an arresting right there. Hmm, and now she’ll probably have to make a withdrawal to pay her $5,000 bail. Life’s a bitch!
Attention people, has anyone lost 3000kg of cannabis? If so, you might want to give the US Coast Guard a buzz because they found it floating off the Southern California coast. The 160 bales of pot were found bobbing in the waves about 24km off shore with no vessel in sight. Police estimate it has a street value of about $3million. Sheez, imagine how many Facebook shares you could buy with that?