Marijuana Shocker

Getting busted growing $2 million worth of marijuana, dumbass. Getting caught stealing every ones electricity to grow it….priceless.

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Neighbourhood Gets High

OK, here’s the thing Indonesian police, if you decide to set fire to 3.6 tons of marijuana next to your Jakarta office make sure you notify the residents. Evidently some locals got stoned from the smoke wafting into their windows. Journalists and sticky beaks watching the bonfire were also overcome. On a high note (pun intended) , sales of chips, chocolates and sweets went through the roof.

Too Easy

Hmm, how do police discover an illegal marijuana farm growing in a housing estate in the Netherlands during winter?

 

Note to owners, don’t direct the lamps at the roof.

No Wonder There Was Never Any Snacks

The Forever Young nursing home in Canada is the dope. Whoops, I meant, was growing da dope. Unfortunately the enterprising little  marijuana operation in the home’s basement came to an untimely end when a fire broke out and police seized 55 plants , which is equivalent to about 275,000 rolled joints.

Dope

OK, here’s the thing, if you leave a backpack full of marijuana on a transit bus don’t be ringing to see if they found it because  they are gonna say YES and  when you come to claim it there will be police waiting for you….just saying.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested

In other news, police in Wisconsin arrested Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop for possession of weed with intent to sell. Yep, the dude legally changed his name in 2011. Obviously “Jeffrey” wasn’t hip enough. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop faces 5 years in jail and no doubt 5 years of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop from Bubba and his mates. Might want to invest in some soap on a rope …. just sayin.

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Dope

When an aristocrat in England gets dodgy weed, of course he’s going to call the police and show them the crappy  block of cannabis resin he was given. Unfortunately that’s an arresting and a fine right there.

A Thought To Ponder

Stolen from Facebook …..

It all makes sense now: Gay marriage legalized on the same day as marijuana in Washington state makes perfect biblical sense.

Leviticus 20:13 says: “A man who lays with another man should be stoned.”

Psst Take that and smoke it Westboro.

Pot Drop Fail

OK, here’s the thing Dunkin Donuts employee, if you accidentally drop your stash of marijuana in with your bank deposit, don’t be going back to your bank the next day to ask for it back. That’s an arresting right there. Hmm, and now she’ll probably have to make a withdrawal to pay her $5,000 bail. Life’s a bitch!

3000kg of Pot Found Floating In the Ocean

Oh man, now I gotta cancel the party!

Attention people, has anyone lost 3000kg of cannabis? If so, you might want to give the US Coast Guard a buzz because they found it floating off the Southern California coast. The 160 bales of pot were found bobbing in the waves about 24km off shore with no vessel in sight. Police estimate  it has a street value of about $3million. Sheez, imagine how many Facebook shares you could buy with that?