You know what I hate? When you get caught stealing marijuana and it turns out to be a friggin tomato plant. I really hate that! The dumbass 15 year old, who was seen leaving the scene with the plant, later fessed to the cops he thought it was a “pot” plant.
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OK, here’s the thing Andrew Allen Kramer, when trying to flog your marijuana a) don’t wear a bright red coat and b) don’t sell it in front of the friggin courthouse. I’m just saying, people will dob you in.
OK, here’s the thing, when preparing a wake for senior cits, probably not a good idea to spike the brownies with marijuana. I’m just saying. Two elderly women and a man ended up in a California hospital after getting high as kites chomping on the hash brownies. Hmm, wait until the munchies set in!.
Hold your horses Loons, we may have the winner for potential idiot of the year. Stand up and take a bow Patricia Lynette Wright, of Blenheim. She waltzed into a police station to claim her lost bag. Only prob, it contained 20 grams of cannabis. Bummer, now she has 6 months probation and counselling sessions for her troubles.
Attention people of Arizona, you might want to think twice before taking another puff on your joint. Seems smugglers may be using sewer pipes to transport marijuana from Mexico to the US. Two feces covered bales of marijuana were discovered on a rope feeding into the system following a complaint about a clogged sewer.
Psst Dear lord, have none of you smugglers heard of a plastic bags ?
When it comes to protecting your 2,300 marijuana plants you can’t be too careful. That’s why Wally was given the job. He’s a 4ft, 55lb alligator. Wally was living in the back room of a California home until he was taken away by police following a drug bust and taken to a wildlife sanctuary.