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Bad Connection

Some fool bought 99 iPhones and put them end to end to make a heart shape to propose to his girlfriend. She rejected the nerdy proposal and now he is $82,000 out of pocket. Awks. I’m guessing everyone’s getting a phone for Christmas.

Psst Should have bought Samsung Galaxy’s …just saying

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Grounds For Divorce Not Marriage Proposal

Some dude thought it would be the coolest marriage proposal ever by faking a mechanical problem on the plane he was flying and get his terrified girlfriend the go through the emergency flight manual.  Friggin marriage proposal, I’d be shoving that manual where the sun don’t shine. Funny indeed!!!

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Marriage Proposal Fail

Attention all British soldiers serving in Afghanistan with a pregnant girlfriend named Samantha. If you happened to have left a marriage proposal message on her answering machine I have some bad news. It wasn’t her phone. Wrong number mister. Diane Potts from northern England received the heart felt message in which the soldier said “Don’t ever forget I love you, I love you so much, I love you with all my heart and I was going to ask you, don’t answer, obviously you can’t answer, but will you marry me?”. The soldier also talks of losing one of his mates to a roadside bomb before hanging up. Mrs Potts is anxious to pass on the 90 second message, so if you are out there, can you please ring the wrong number again!

Psst This could be a hoax

Want sauce with that?

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Keep It In Mind!

Please!

Please!

How much do you think Chelsea Clinton is worth? Go on, have yourself a guess! Hmm, well if Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor is anything to go by about 40 goats and 20 cows. That is what the Kenyan offered the Clinton’s to take their only daughter off their hands. Yep, in 2000 Godwin asked Bill for Chelsea’s hand in marriage. Hmm, politely the Clinton’s declined…I think, haven’t seen her lately? Fast forward nine years later and he still wants to marry her.Mrs Clinton was quick to respond during her recent trip to Africa “My daughter is her own person. I will convey this very kind offer,” That is politician speak for “no friggin way”. If Chelsea accepts she might have to squish over a bit in bed to make room for Godwin’s other wife. As for Godwin he is optimistic that the 29 year old will accept his offer. Good luck with that! Hmm, you never know it might come in handy as a negotiation chip if any American journos go missing in Africa!

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