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Manson To Say I Do

What did I do?

 I do, I do, I do

Well ladies, I’m sorry to announce Charles Manson is off the market. No, he’s not dead, he’s getting married. Yes , the crazy as a cut snake mass murderer is set to walk down the cell aisle with a 26 year old woman. She has been visiting the 80 year old for the past 9 years and are now  going to be saying I do. The woman is the same nutter who told Rolling Stones magazine last year that they intended to marry despite Manson denying it. Hmm, probably end in tears …or worse.

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Family Affair

embarrassedEgads, couple Adriana and Leandro, who had both been abandoned as babies, decided to each look for their birth mothers only to discover ….. you guessed it ….same mother. Oh no, brother and sis. The couple discovered the bizarre and creepy truth after the wife appeared on local radio requesting help to find her long lost mother. After tracking her down the radio station interviewed the pair and that is when her mother revealed she had also abandoned a son Leandro. Well that’s just awks. The couple have a six year old child together.

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Honey, I Think He Likes You!

You can have her!!!!

Note to self, when going on a journey to a remote village in Papua New Guinea make sure you pack an arrow proof vest or you could be spending a great deal of time pulling friggin arrows out of your chest. Don’t believe me? Well just ask New Zealander Matt Scheurich who got pinged with a few of them after a Febi tribesman got the hots for his French girlfriend and wanted to marry her.Fortunately they had an emergency beacon that alerted a missionary air service and flew the injured couple to safety. Mr Scheurish had two arrows removed from his chest.

Want sauce with that?

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