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The Most Obsurd Thing You Will Hear All Day

Norwegian mass killer Anders Breivik will be claiming  ‘self-defense’ for the slaughter of 77 innocent people.

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Fashion Label Nightmare

Everyone just loves great product placement just so long as it’s not  on a friggin serial killer. French fashion label Lacoste have asked Norwegian police to kindly stop mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik from wearing their clothes as it’s seriously not good for their image. Seems Breivik has a liking for the green crocodile logo and has  been photographed numerous time sporting the brand.

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Australian Mass Murderer Found Dead In Texas

OK people stop looking, Victorian police think they have found Melbourne mass murderer Elmer Crawford. Hmm, so it’s been 40 years since Crawford bashed, electrocuted and then pushed the bodies of his pregnant wife and three young children over a cliff in a car  but at least they can close the file. Victorian police and FBI academy in Quantico believe the body of the unidentified man who died in 2005 at  Texas hospital is the killer, after facial recognition experts studied photos . Unfortunately they couldn’t use fingerprints because he had deliberately damaged his fingertips in what they believe was an attempt to mask his identity. Police are hoping a relative of Crawford will come forward to give DNA or they may have the grisly task of exhuming his 8 year old son.  The discovery of Crawford came after the Herald Sun printed an article about Crawford, which included a computer image of how he would look today.A reader noted the similarity to an old man on a US missing person website and contacted police. US authorities are currently trying to work out what the hell Crawford had been up to for 40 years in the United States. Good luck with that, he had four different names on identification documents he was carrying at the time of his death. If it is him, I hope he had a shit life!

Elmer Crawford

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Shooting Spree Shocks Britain

Sadly another murder spree has left several communities in northern England bewildered and in shock. Taxi driver Derrick Bird, armed with a shotgun and automatic hunting rifle, drove for 3 hours  through small villages and towns randomly firing at the locals. Many of the victims were shot at point blank range after he beckoned them over to his car.In the end 12 people were dead and 25 injured in what has become Britain’s worst mass shooting since Dunblane, when 16 children and teachers were killed. After his rampage Mr Bird killed himself in a wooded area (as they do) near a farm once owned by children’s writer Beatrice Potter. It is believed Mr Bird’s twin brother was one of the first victims.  A fight at work, over rivals stealing cabbie fares, may have triggered the rampage but it is also being reported Mr Bird  was upset over issues with  his mother’s will and was suffering financial troubles.

It has also been reported that prior to the rampage  Mr Bird tried to get help from a local hospital but was turned away.

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