You know that shark you saw in Somerset cove that sent you running from the water with the theme of Jaws playing in your head? Yeah about that, seems someone was playing a prank. Yep, the fin turned out to be a piece of Styrofoam cut in the shape of a shark fin, wrapped in gray duct tape and weighed down. So you can all quit ringing 911, thanks.
Take that you bastard!
If you are going to attempt to mug someone in Fall River, Massachusetts, I suggest you avoid 66 year old women wielding rocks. A woman who had been warned about a suspicious vehicle hanging around a park decided she would pick up a rock for protection. Well, lucky she did because before she could say bippityboppityboo a man tried to grab her. Well a big Kaboom to him. She belted the would-be kidnapper in the face several times with the rock sending him running to his vehicle with a bloodied face. Mugger 0, Granny 1.
OMG, Eric Gremm, a lumber truck driver, claims the reason he accidentally drove his truck into a Massachusetts home was because…wait for it…he choked on chili from Wendy’s and was knocked unconscious. Geez mister, are you suppose to eat while driving? Mr Gremm said he began choking after he drove over a bump and the chili got caught in his throat . Brilliant.
An 82 year old Massachusetts woman Gertrude King was in the wrong place at the wrong time when a firetruck chucked a left and wiped her out with it’s fire hose. It is believed the hose had come loose and was dragging behind the engine when it whacked Ms King on the back of the legs while she waited on the median strip. Sadly she died two days later.