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Hobby Lobby Flasher

Attention Santa Fe loons, you might want to keep an eye out for the Hobby Lobby Flasher, he’s some random who likes to expose himself in craft stores. The man allegedly walked into the Hobby Lobby, pulled down his pants and went for it in front of two young girls despite the store being full of customers. Knit One, Purl One.

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Something You Might Not Know About Warren Jeffs

You dirty birdy!!!

Ewh, here’s something you don’t want to hear while eating your Cheerios. Polygamist rapist Warren Jeffs likes to masturbate up to 15 times a day whilst in jail. One of the lucky prison guards assigned to the tosser said Jeffs was continually slapping the sausage and not at all perturbed at who saw. Hmm, he’s gonna have some mighty sore wrists and a guide dog by the time he gets out!!!!

Want sauce (sorry for the pun)  with that?

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Rapist Just Can’t Help Himself

I hate my job!

Oh for crying out loud, as a woman was giving a detailed account of her rape in court the alleged perpetrator, Przemyslaw Jakubowski,was masturbating in the dock. The only witness to Jakubowski’s vile behavior was a female translator sitting next to him who reported it to prison guards. Needless to say she refused to continue translating.

Psst He got 15 years

Want sauce with that?

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