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Snakes Alive

Feet up Aussies, seems the early hot weather means male snakes are coming out of hibernation and mating sooner than expected. It’s on. Snakes will be on the prowl for a missus. They will be angry little reptiles ready to rumble with any other male snake they come across in their pursuit of a female. Pet owners have been urged to be a lot more vigilant as some of Australia’s most deadliest snakes will take no prisoners in their once a year mating ritual.

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It’s On

If you happen to be hiking in California you might want to take extra care….it’s tarantula mating season people. Feet up!!! Yep, the hairy, scary arachnids are randy and looking for love. In typical female fashion the lady tarantulas stay at home and weave an enticing web while the boys have to trek across hill and dale to find a willing partner. Unfortunately for the desperate fellas, if they dawdle too long after sex they are more likely than not to be killed and eaten by the ungrateful bitch female. Who would want to be a spider?

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Gay Penguins Separated

Oh my,two gay African penguins in the Toronto zoo are being separated during mating season because the girl penguins are getting rather frustrated. The zoo will only put the inseparable Pedro and Buddy back together when they have done the deed with the women. Hmm, that could take awhile! The penguins are part of an endangered species breeding program, which could end up being an epic fail if the guys don’t man-up!

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