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Stephen King Rang

The mayor of Salem got a fright when he saw this staring down at him from a street light. Boo!

 

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Freakin Morons Get Apology

Naw, a democratic Massachusetts mayor has copped it sweet, eaten humble pie and decided to apologise for calling protesters “freakin’ morons” during a public meeting. The demonstrators were ranting about the immigration policies of  Trump when the mayor unleashed his inner kraken (on a live mic) and said “freakin’ morons. Morons, morons, morons” and then followed up by calling them uneducated. Now that is what I call bipartisan .

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Minnesota Goes To The Dogs

Aboxer_dog_peeking_outside_doggie_door_lg_whtwesome.  The Minnesota town of Cormorant has elected a dog as mayor.  Duke the 4 year old pooch won by a landslide. Woof.

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Alien Head Dug Up In Croatia

Where did you bury ET?

Where did you bury ET?

Forget Area 51, a Croatian mayor believes graveyard workers have found the head of an alien and it stinks like  men’s cologne. Yes the extraterrestrial object was dug up by grave diggers and now the mayor wants it tested. Locals aren’t so sure it is alien, many believe it is simply a tree root. Hmm, yep, I’m going for the tree root too.

Psst I wonder if it smells like  Old Spice?

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Can You Hear The Lambs Clarice?

OK here’s the thing disgruntled person. Sending a parcel to the Charleston Mayor with a stupid letter that makes no sense is one thing, but including a dead bird with no eyes is downright disturbing. Might want to sleep with one eye open Mr Mayor, just saying.

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Mayor of Awesome

So you are a mayor in Sweden and you have $91,584 of taxpayers money to spend, what do you do? Well, you get an artist to paint a mural of you dressed as a Roman legionary that’s what! Now, now, to be fair  mayor Lars Ahlkvist also included  a local financier and his partner in the painting. The financier was depicted as Sweden’s King Karl XI and his squeeze a noble lady. Now, that is an awesome waste of taxpayers money. If I had a bucket load of taxpayers money to waste spend on public art I think I would create an enormous bronze pigeon with a public toilet on top so we could all poop on it!!!

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Sexist or Smart?

A mayor in a small town in Germany has designated special parking spaces just for men in several car parks because…wait for it…. they are harder to get into.

Psst Don’t worry ladies, they’ll spend most of the time driving around trying to  find them.

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What Do You Get A Woman Who Has Everything?

What do you give an ex wife, who has everything, for her birthday. A big fat 20 tonne rock that’s what. No, no, no, not a ring, I said rock, as in BOULDER! The mayor of Saint-Théodore-d’Acton in Montreal, Dany Larivière, had the massive rock delivered to her front lawn with a big pink bow on top and “Happy Birthday Isa xx” spray painted on it. When quizzed by police he told them it was a gift “It’s hers now. That’s the biggest rock she’ll ever get in her life.” Hmm, yeah , there is no way he’s gonna be moving  it!

Psst Want to see it?

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Scout and Mayor’s Honor

San Gabriel either has the coolest mayor or the friggin dumbest. Picture this, Mayor Albert Huang was arrested by police after he allegedly snatched a woman’s purse and then sped off with her clinging to his SUV. That’s a felony assault, felony robbery and misdemeanor battery right there. In Mr Huangs defence he said “As a public official and a former Boy Scout, I hold myself to the highest standard of conduct. On last night’s incident, it was a great misunderstanding between friends.” Here’s a recap of the incident…police were called to a restaurant in the wee hours after complaints of an argument. There they found the mayor and a woman hissy fitting over money. Next thing Huang grabs the woman’s purse, which contained her car keys , cash and whatever and gets into his car. As the woman reached into the passenger window to try and retreive her purse Mr Huang sped off, leaving her standing on the running board and clinging for dear life.

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Guess Who’s Been Sniffing In My Undie Drawer?

Anyone remember the mayor of Lancashire , Ian Stafford? Come on people he was the creepy dude who snuck into women’s bedrooms, rummage through their undie draw, masturbated  and then stole knickers as souvenirs. Well anywho, he’s been jailed for two years. Hmm and he was left with this parting jesture from Judge Heather Lloyd,  “To masturbate into a woman’s underwear and place it back in the drawer, repeatedly, as seen in the DVD, as you have done in other homes is bluntly revolting and the impact on your victims is high.” Awkward!

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