No, you have to go speak to the UN, OK?
You have got to be kidding me, the United Nations have appointed a Malaysian astrophysicist, Mazlan Othman, to be the first contact for aliens if they happen to drop by Earth anytime soon. Seems Mazlan is the head of the UN’s Office for Outer Space Affairs (UNOOSA). She believes contact with aliens is imminent and the UN is ideally set up for meet and greets with alternative lifeforms (well, they have been successful to some extent with Imadinnerjacket). Anywho, Professor Richard Crowther, an expert in space law and governance at the UK Space Agency, says Othman is absolutely the nearest thing we have to a ‘take me to your leader’ person. Hello, what about friggin NASA?????
